Willis is the first name of the last person I ever want to see.
And he just sent me a letter. And a sheet of Lion stickers. I guess that's because I used to like lions back when I called him daddy. He's going to be in town Thursday. Fuck.
By the way, April is the first name of the second-to-last person I ever want to see. Oh, and I guess I've been quoted.
Until we meet again, Dear Reader, you can rely on Nothing.